Dina: Come on now, you just need to make it worth his while, right? Bedroom-wise? Kitchen-wise? Dungeon-wise? Whatever it is you guys do. This would just really help me out.
Mateo: Okay, sure, no problem.
Dina: Great. Let me know if you need any good sex moves.
Mateo: Nope, I'm good.
Dina: You're gonna wanna take his whole mess of parts, and just twist 'em up fast, okay? Like a... like a windup toy. Uh, pretend it's a jar of pickles that won't open. [to a customer] Excuse you, this is a private conversation.

Dina: Okay, this is our store today. Here's where I'd like to see it in three months. Fresh coat of paint, advanced security system. You can tell Jeff whatever they have at the Tel Aviv airport will be fine.

Garrett: Look, I know how much you want the award.
Glenn: Whoa! That's quite a leap.
Garrett: Well, on the off chance that I'm right, why don't we do this? [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 employees, do not recommend me for the Integrity Award. If you would like to reward me for rescuing a dog, feel free to bring baked goods by Customer Service, preferably homemade.
Glenn: Thank you.
Garrett: [over PA] And no lemon squares, or anything with oatmeal. Save that crap for somebody who did not rescue a dog.