Amy Quote #152

Quote from Amy in Wellness Fair

Amy: So that's why you didn't want me talking about people's love lives... because you had a little secret of your own.
Garrett: Okay.
Amy: Are we gonna get a destination wedding? Like, how many cute little Garrett-Dina babies are you gonna have? Garrett Junior?
Garrett: Hey, Dina, Amy went to go see Lego Batman yesterday.
Dina: [on the phone] I'm gonna have to call you back. [hangs up] What in the name of God is Lego Batman?

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 ‘Wellness Fair’ Quotes

Quote from Cheyenne

Cheyenne: I love medicine. I watch all those shows. "I need 10ccs, stat." "Prep the incubation tray." "I can't have sex with you. [whimpers] I'm an intern."
Garrett: Yeah, that all sounds pretty medically accurate.

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers, today is Cloud 9's Wellness Fair, where we're offering vision tests, blood pressure screenings, and tips on living your best, healthiest life. Why go to a doctor when you can get medical advice from the same place you get dish soap?

Quote from Garrett

Amy: Seriously? This is your reaction? Jeff is cheating on Sandra with Mateo. What do I do? Do I... do I... do I talk to her? Do I confront him?
Garrett: Okay, here's what you do. Nothing.
Amy: What? Come on.
Garrett: Look, you don't know the situation. This is like Jurassic Park. You start messing around with something you don't know anything about, and before you know it, you're getting bit in half while you're sitting on the toilet.
Cheyenne: It's true, Amy. That's what happens.