Sandra Quote #31
Quote from Sandra in Wellness Fair
Amy: Hey, Sandra. How's it going?
Sandra: Pretty good. Someone stole my cat again.
Dina: Excuse me, I'm having a conversation with Amy.
Amy: I think we were all caught up.
Dina: Are we?
Amy: How are things, Sandra. How's Jeff?
Sandra: Great. He might take me to Paris.
Amy: Aww, Paris? That sounds so serious.
Dina: I hate Paris. That place is just one giant gay ashtray.
Superstore Quotes
‘Wellness Fair’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers, today is Cloud 9's Wellness Fair, where we're offering vision tests, blood pressure screenings, and tips on living your best, healthiest life. Why go to a doctor when you can get medical advice from the same place you get dish soap?
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: I love medicine. I watch all those shows. "I need 10ccs, stat." "Prep the incubation tray." "I can't have sex with you. [whimpers] I'm an intern."
Garrett: Yeah, that all sounds pretty medically accurate.
Quote from Garrett
Amy: Seriously? This is your reaction? Jeff is cheating on Sandra with Mateo. What do I do? Do I... do I... do I talk to her? Do I confront him?
Garrett: Okay, here's what you do. Nothing.
Amy: What? Come on.
Garrett: Look, you don't know the situation. This is like Jurassic Park. You start messing around with something you don't know anything about, and before you know it, you're getting bit in half while you're sitting on the toilet.
Cheyenne: It's true, Amy. That's what happens.