Dina Quote #186
Quote from Dina in Wellness Fair
Glenn: Don't worry, uh, Tori can cover your shift. You just get some rest.
Amy: [on phone] [coughs] Thanks, Glenn.
Dina: Hey, is that Amy?
Glenn: Yeah. She's got a terrible cold.
Dina: Oh, no. Hey, sweetie. You sound terrible... shrill, but in a different way.
Amy: Yeah... [coughs] It's pretty bad.
Dina: Uh-huh. Hey, Ames, can you hold on a sec? [presses button] Yeah, she's faking.
Glenn: No, she is not.
Dina: Glenn, I love Amy like a sister, and she is a liar and a fraud, like my sister.
Amy: I'm still on, by the way.
Dina: Hey, sweetie!
Superstore Quotes
‘Wellness Fair’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers, today is Cloud 9's Wellness Fair, where we're offering vision tests, blood pressure screenings, and tips on living your best, healthiest life. Why go to a doctor when you can get medical advice from the same place you get dish soap?
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: I love medicine. I watch all those shows. "I need 10ccs, stat." "Prep the incubation tray." "I can't have sex with you. [whimpers] I'm an intern."
Garrett: Yeah, that all sounds pretty medically accurate.
Quote from Garrett
Amy: Seriously? This is your reaction? Jeff is cheating on Sandra with Mateo. What do I do? Do I... do I... do I talk to her? Do I confront him?
Garrett: Okay, here's what you do. Nothing.
Amy: What? Come on.
Garrett: Look, you don't know the situation. This is like Jurassic Park. You start messing around with something you don't know anything about, and before you know it, you're getting bit in half while you're sitting on the toilet.
Cheyenne: It's true, Amy. That's what happens.