Marcus Quote #85

Quote from Marcus in Super Hot Store

Amy: Hey, Marcus, um, we need to talk.
Marcus: Totally. I am so sorry. I went for a drive, I cooled down a lot... 'cause my car doesn't have doors, and I thought about today. And I said some things about both of you that were uncalled for. I think the heat must have gotten to me. I'm really sorry.
Amy: Well, um, today is your lucky day, because I haven't filed the paperwork yet. So I'm gonna let you off with a warning this time.
Jonah: That's big of you.
Marcus: Thank you. So we can just all come back to work.
Amy: Sure. Whatever.
Marcus: And then maybe we should grab dinner or something tonight.
Amy: Yeah...
Marcus: Just, like, to, you know, hash it all out so we can all be cool with each other.
Amy: That's probably not gonna happen.
Marcus: We'll keep it open. We'll keep it open.

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 ‘Super Hot Store’ Quotes

Quote from Dina

Dina: How about you cool it with the attitude?
Garrett: Not today, Dina.
Dina: What, you think you're the only person that's uncomfortable? My pelvic area is like the Gulf Coast right now. Seriously, I could steam shellfish in these khakis.

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: [over PA] Attention Cloud 9 shoppers. We do apologise for the heat in the store today. The temperature is controlled by Corporate, and we are working on it. And though I am thankful for all of you who have taken the time to tell me that it is hot in here, the next person who does, I'ma have to murder. That is all.

 Marcus Quotes

Quote from Blizzard

Marcus: I had just deuced in the shower.
Isaac: Ugh.
Cheyenne: Ugh.
Amy: Why?
Marcus: Okay, right, when you guys are in the shower and you have to go, you just hold it.
Amy: Yes. Yeah. That's what you do when it's a number two.
Marcus: Sure, so you don't poop in the shower every morning and stamp it down the drain with your feet? [Justine gags]
Isaac: Oh, my God.
Marcus: Okay, whatever. Screw you, snowflakes. Bunch of princesses.

Quote from Health Fund

Marcus: You know what, I'm in too. If it is a pyramid scheme, at least I will be on the top ahead of all these suckers.
Jonah: That is sound logic, Marcus.