Garrett Quote #719

Quote from Garrett in Super Hot Store

Garrett: [over PA] Attention Cloud 9 shoppers. We do apologise for the heat in the store today. The temperature is controlled by Corporate, and we are working on it. And though I am thankful for all of you who have taken the time to tell me that it is hot in here, the next person who does, I'ma have to murder. That is all.


 ‘Super Hot Store’ Quotes

Quote from Dina

Dina: How about you cool it with the attitude?
Garrett: Not today, Dina.
Dina: What, you think you're the only person that's uncomfortable? My pelvic area is like the Gulf Coast right now. Seriously, I could steam shellfish in these khakis.

Quote from Dina

Dina: [hissing]
Garrett: Do you have to make that noise?
Dina: I've got a really bad itch at the back of my throat. You know how they say people swallow, on average, three spiders per year while you're asleep? I think, last night, I hit my trifecta.

 Garrett McNeil Quotes

Quote from Local Vendors Day

Garrett: $8 for a bar of soap just 'cause it's shaped weird and wrapped in twine?
Jonah: Well, it's artisanal. It's organic.
Garrett: [sniffs] [scoffs] Ugh. I don't need my soap to be organic. We have science now. Science has created chemicals that keep us clean.

Quote from Labor

Garrett: [over PA] Attention, shoppers. Is there a doctor in the... Who am I kidding? This is Cloud 9. Anybody here watched a lot of Grey's Anatomy? Maybe Nurse Jackie? Not The Knick.