Garrett Quote #719
Quote from Garrett in Super Hot Store
Garrett: [over PA] Attention Cloud 9 shoppers. We do apologise for the heat in the store today. The temperature is controlled by Corporate, and we are working on it. And though I am thankful for all of you who have taken the time to tell me that it is hot in here, the next person who does, I'ma have to murder. That is all.
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‘Super Hot Store’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: How about you cool it with the attitude?
Garrett: Not today, Dina.
Dina: What, you think you're the only person that's uncomfortable? My pelvic area is like the Gulf Coast right now. Seriously, I could steam shellfish in these khakis.
Quote from Dina
Dina: [hissing]
Garrett: Do you have to make that noise?
Dina: I've got a really bad itch at the back of my throat. You know how they say people swallow, on average, three spiders per year while you're asleep? I think, last night, I hit my trifecta.
Quote from Marcus
Marcus: It just goes to show you keep your head down, you do the work, get your thumb cut off, and agree not to sue, anything can happen.
Amy: Okay. So you can clean this up?
Marcus: I got a lot on my plate right now, uh, but sure, yeah, I'll take care of it. You know what they say: heavy is the head that wears the pants.
Amy: Okay.
Marcus: It's Shakespeare. Maybe pick up a book once in a while.