Marcus Quote #84
Quote from Marcus in Super Hot Store
Marcus: Fine. I'm sorry if you felt offended. I just forgot how sensitive women can be.
Jonah: Marcus, no.
Amy: So now I'm sensitive. Well, how's this for sensitive, Marcus? I am writing you up.
Marcus: Uh-oh, guys. Miss Amy's writing my name on the board. [laughter]
Amy: That's... Oh, you think that's funny?
Marcus: Yeah, 'cause you were being like an uptight teacher.
Jonah: What did we say about de-escalating?
Amy: More like I'm your superior at a job you used to have, Marcus. You're fired.
Marcus: You're firing me? For nothing?
Jonah: No, no, no, no, no, no. No! Let's back it up, okay? Uh, nobody is getting fired. And it's not "nothing," all right? I think what happened was, maybe you said some things that tapped into kind of a gender/power matrix, so...
Marcus: Ugh, seriously, dude, you're being a bigger bitch than Amy.
Jonah: Marcus, you're fired.
Superstore Quotes
‘Super Hot Store’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: How about you cool it with the attitude?
Garrett: Not today, Dina.
Dina: What, you think you're the only person that's uncomfortable? My pelvic area is like the Gulf Coast right now. Seriously, I could steam shellfish in these khakis.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention Cloud 9 shoppers. We do apologise for the heat in the store today. The temperature is controlled by Corporate, and we are working on it. And though I am thankful for all of you who have taken the time to tell me that it is hot in here, the next person who does, I'ma have to murder. That is all.
Quote from Dina
Dina: [hissing]
Garrett: Do you have to make that noise?
Dina: I've got a really bad itch at the back of my throat. You know how they say people swallow, on average, three spiders per year while you're asleep? I think, last night, I hit my trifecta.