Mateo Quote #83
Quote from Mateo in Super Hot Store
Amy: Okay, so... you may have heard that we had an incident. We had to let Marcus go.
Sandra: What? Are you allowed to fire people?
Amy: That's unclear. Probably. I don't know. He seemed to think so. Anyway, the rest of the warehouse walked out in solidarity with him.
Jonah: Yeah. They're surprisingly loyal. Apparently he promised them he was ushering in a new era, so...
Amy: So we are going to unload this truck.
Mateo: Do we even know how to unload a truck? Because I came back here once when they were doing it, and it is very elaborate and choreographed. I mean, it was poppin'. It was hummin'. It was like boom! Boom! Shabam! Boom, boom! Alakazam! Sha-pow!
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Quote from Dina
Dina: How about you cool it with the attitude?
Garrett: Not today, Dina.
Dina: What, you think you're the only person that's uncomfortable? My pelvic area is like the Gulf Coast right now. Seriously, I could steam shellfish in these khakis.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention Cloud 9 shoppers. We do apologise for the heat in the store today. The temperature is controlled by Corporate, and we are working on it. And though I am thankful for all of you who have taken the time to tell me that it is hot in here, the next person who does, I'ma have to murder. That is all.
Quote from Dina
Dina: [hissing]
Garrett: Do you have to make that noise?
Dina: I've got a really bad itch at the back of my throat. You know how they say people swallow, on average, three spiders per year while you're asleep? I think, last night, I hit my trifecta.