Amy Quote #139
Quote from Amy in Valentine's Day
Amy: No, no, no, no. I'm not blaming anyone. I'm just saying that maybe he wasn't harassing you. It is a very nice sweater.
Man: It shouldn't matter what she's wearing.
Amy: I'm sorry. Who asked you to get involved?
Man: Sexual harassment involves us all.
Amy: Okay, this isn't sexual... Okay, I was just trying to set her up for a date.
Woman: Intent is irrelevant.
Amy: Seriously, who are you people?
Woman: Oh, we're not together.
Man: Oh, oh, 'cause a woman couldn't possible be out on her own without a big, strong man, 'cause then she'd be a slut!
Amy: Okay, none of you know the story. She asked me to set her up, so I set her up. She was asking me for it. She asked for it. [both gasp]
Superstore Quotes
‘Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention shoppers. It's Valentine's Day, and love is in the air, along with dust, pet dander, and toxic mold spores, so pick up a Supercloud air purifier and convince yourself it's making a difference, which it's not, 'cause it's just a fan.
Quote from Myrtle
Amy: Hi, Myrtle. Look, I just... I want to say I'm sorry. I was totally out of line.
Myrtle: He was saying such filth, how much he liked my sweater.
Amy: Oh, well, is that really that bad?
Myrtle: He meant he liked what's under my sweater.
Amy: Okay, maybe, but maybe... I don't know... it is possible that you misunderstood what he said or...
Myrtle: Oh, blame the victim. She's blaming the victim!
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Oh, I see. It's wrong when I try to do matchmaking, but you get to whip out the fangs, huh?
Amy: What fangs?
Glenn: Cupid's fangs.
Amy: Glenn, again, an arrow.