Jonah Quote #153
Quote from Jonah in Rebranding
Jonah: Anyway, I just started driving, and... and then I saw that they were hiring here.
Rex: That's... that's great.
Jonah: Yeah.
Rex: Wow, I wouldn't have guessed that. I would've figured you were one of those guys who are on a voyage of self-discovery.
Jonah: Oh.
Rex: You know, backpacking through Asia, rolling cigars in Cuba.
Amy: Or, as Jonah would say, "Coo-ba."
Rex: He does that? [laughter]
Amy: Yeah.
Jonah: Should I be embarrassed that I pronounce it the way native Coo-banos do, or...?
Amy: You should.
Superstore Quotes
‘Rebranding’ Quotes
Quote from Sandra
Sandra: Did anyone watch Vampire Diaries last night? Damien's really gotten out of control.
Dina: You stupid slut!
Mateo: Dina...
Dina: I can't hold it in any longer.
Garrett: What's happening?
Dina: Sandra is having an affair with Jeff.
Sandra: No.
Dina: Don't you deny it! You were seen kissing on the loading dock.
Garrett: Ooh, Sandra, Sandra, Sandra! That's crazy, boo! I didn't know you had it in you. Dish, girl.
Mateo: I don't think we need to be talking about that.
Garrett: Oh, I got questions, like, when did it start?
Sandra: [long silence] About two weeks ago. He pulled me into his Kia, and he said to me, "Sandra take out your taters." [all gasp] And I did. And I put them in his face.
Garrett: Ooh, yeah! [exclaiming]
Quote from Jonah
Amy: If you think there's honestly no difference, cancel it.
Jonah: Okay, great, yeah. I will, I'll do it... I'll do it tonight.
Amy: No time like the present.
Jonah: Okay. I'll do it now.
Amy: Great.
Jonah: It makes no difference to me. I mean, if you need this, then sure, let's, uh... I'm just gonna find the number. It's in an email so I gotta search for it for... just hang on one second. I keep meaning to update the new OS. You know what? I'm gonna just... I'm gonna do that, I'm gonna do that right now, real quickly. Ugh, "estimated wait time four hours"?
Amy: Hey, it's okay.
Jonah: It's... it's not me. It's the Wi-Fi. This is probably a router placement issue.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Why didn't they make it a superhero? You know, 'cause SuperCloud? And it could have, like, a cape or something, and, like, little cloud muscles.
Jeff: Yeah, wow, that's... Clean, it's simple, it's visual, that... is probably what it should've been. Damn. So all right, let's just move on. Here are some words we'd like you guys to pepper in to the conversation today whenever SuperCloud comes up, obviously, so "cool," "millennial," "on fleek..." Have to go back to the superhero mascot, I'm so sorry, that's just a home run.
Cheyenne: Yeah, and he could be saving people with savings.
Jeff: [bleep], that's good.