Dina Quote #154
Quote from Dina in Lost and Found
Glenn: Hey! No monkey business at work. [normal voice] Yeah, you have to tell me if you're smiling.
Dina: I'm not.
Glenn: Well, I bet I can cheer you up, or I'm a monkey's uncle.
Dina: Oh, well, I guess the thing that's really concerning me is my boss. He's got a lot of problems.
Glenn: What? That's bananas.
Dina: Yeah, uh, actually, none of his employees respect him, retail's dying, yet he works at a crap store, he tried to be a deacon at his church like five times, but they just don't want him. Oh, and for the record, that whole banana thing? That's actually a myth. Yeah, most monkeys live and die without ever having seen a banana. Their lives are short, violent, and horrifying. [walks off]
Glenn: Dina? Are you there?
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Janet: A clownfish...
Glenn: Okay.
Janet: Riding a bicycle.
Quote from Dina
Garrett: Oh, hey, Dina, what's up?
Dina: So are you just planning to avoid me until one of us quits, or...?
Garrett: No, no, no, no, it's just, you know, I've been busy. You know, different shifts, whatevers and etceteras. Look, Dina, the time we had together was special, but, as a child of divorce...
Dina: Oh, believe me. I have absolutely no interest in pursuing this. I mean, do you have any idea the kind of men I've had? Sky diving instructors, hand models, two of the original members of Fine Young Cannibals. Come on.