Jonah Quote #147

Quote from Jonah in Lost and Found

Jonah: Amy, I have an important question. Might I borrow these this weekend? I'm attending the opera.
Dina: Um, yes, all you need now is a T-shirt with Bugs Bunny dressed like a cholo, and you're ready to go.
Jonah: Oh, you know what? I think you left some stuff in your pockets. Yeah, here we go. Here is your old end of a joint. Enjoy.
Amy: Yes, I've been looking for that.
Jonah: Here's your halffilled tin of dip, didn't know you were a dipper.
Amy: Yeah, don't even talk to me before I dip.
Jonah: Fliers for sexy escorts.
Amy: Gross.
Jonah: This one says, "Carerra is gymnast." So you might wanna keep her at the top of the pile. An old receipt, and, uh, here is your... giant wad of cash.
Amy: Seriously?


 ‘Lost and Found’ Quotes

Quote from Dina

Garrett: Oh, hey, Dina, what's up?
Dina: So are you just planning to avoid me until one of us quits, or...?
Garrett: No, no, no, no, it's just, you know, I've been busy. You know, different shifts, whatevers and etceteras. Look, Dina, the time we had together was special, but, as a child of divorce...
Dina: Oh, believe me. I have absolutely no interest in pursuing this. I mean, do you have any idea the kind of men I've had? Sky diving instructors, hand models, two of the original members of Fine Young Cannibals. Come on.

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: Ooh, oh, it's a VHS copy of Murder, She Wrote, seasons three, episodes seven through nine.

 Jonah Simms Quotes

Quote from Health Fund

Amy: Okay, so in the first four hours, you've managed to commit us to $37,000.
Jonah: The claims just kept coming, and, you know, it's like that opening in Star Wars where the words zoom past you. And at first it's cool, but eventually you just can't keep up.
Amy: Wait, Sandra alone has asthma, rheumatoid arthritis, sciatica, fibromyalgia, leaky gut syndrome... This just keeps going.
Jonah: We just got to keep signing people up. That's all, okay? If we get everybody in the backroom to sign up then that will pay for these people. And then we can go to other branches and then that will pay for the backroom...
Amy: [gasps] This is a pyramid scheme.

Quote from Election Day

Jonah: Not to put my head in the lion's mouth, but now I'm thinking Times New Roman.
Amy: [sighs] Times New Roman would be a fine font, Jonah, and so would Helvetica and Garamond, and really any font would be just fine.
Jonah: Not Wingdings.
Amy: No one was suggesting Wingdings.