Glenn Quote #157
Quote from Glenn in Election Day
Glenn: We just wanted to make sure there were enough poll workers out there, 'cause, you know, we wouldn't want any voter fraud to happen.
Dina: [chuckles] Even though, as I keep telling him, there's almost no voter fraud in this country. I mean, it's not worth the penalty of, um...
Syd: $10,000 and five years in prison.
Glenn: Did you say "prison"? Or "prism"?
Dina: Why would he say "prism"? What's five years in prism?
Glenn: Let him answer.
Syd: Prison.
Glenn: With an N or an M?
Dina: Oh, my God.
Superstore Quotes
‘Election Day’ Quotes
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: Not to put my head in the lion's mouth, but now I'm thinking Times New Roman.
Amy: [sighs] Times New Roman would be a fine font, Jonah, and so would Helvetica and Garamond, and really any font would be just fine.
Jonah: Not Wingdings.
Amy: No one was suggesting Wingdings.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Oh, I'm not 18 yet. You know, it's funny. I can drink, but I can't vote.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention Cloud 9 shoppers, Election Day is here, and we're offering up big discounts on all American-made products. So that's 40% off your generic medications, inferior electronics, and cheese curls.