Cheyenne Quote #42
Mateo: Cheyenne, can you keep a secret?
Cheyenne: Oh, my God. Not really, but go.
Mateo: Okay. A few months ago, I found out that I'm actually undocumented.
Cheyenne: Okay. I don't know what that means.
Mateo: It means that I'm an illegal alien. [off Cheyenne's look] No, I'm... I'm human, who happens to live in the country illegally.
Cheyenne: Oh. That's your secret? I thought you were gonna tell me about how you're dating Jeff.
Mateo: Wait. You know about that?
Cheyenne: Yeah, but don't worry. I only told my baby, and she's not gonna tell anybody. She doesn't have any friends.
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: Not to put my head in the lion's mouth, but now I'm thinking Times New Roman.
Amy: [sighs] Times New Roman would be a fine font, Jonah, and so would Helvetica and Garamond, and really any font would be just fine.
Jonah: Not Wingdings.
Amy: No one was suggesting Wingdings.
Quote from Election Day
Cheyenne: Oh, I'm not 18 yet. You know, it's funny. I can drink, but I can't vote.
Quote from Toy Drive
Amy: What kind of organization hires a guy like that anyway? I mean, I bet this whole Samaritans thing is just a big scam.
Cheyenne: Yeah, like those charities that send someone a cow in a third world country and then it just ends up taking a bite out of their TV and, like, hogging the shower and stuff.
Jonah: Was that... Are you thinking of a cartoon?