Glenn Quote #153
Quote from Glenn in Election Day
Amy: Look, Glenn, it just seems really shady. Are they even allowed to do this?
Glenn: Come on. It's not like anyone around here ever reads anything anyway.
Amy: Yeah, we do!
Jonah: That's ridiculous.
Glenn: Oh? What was the emergency safety memo I sent out last week about?
Amy: Um...
Jonah: The...
Glenn: See? Relax. It'll be fine. By the way, the answer was the building got an F in tornado preparedness. The inspector says this place is a house of cards.
Superstore Quotes
‘Election Day’ Quotes
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: Not to put my head in the lion's mouth, but now I'm thinking Times New Roman.
Amy: [sighs] Times New Roman would be a fine font, Jonah, and so would Helvetica and Garamond, and really any font would be just fine.
Jonah: Not Wingdings.
Amy: No one was suggesting Wingdings.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Oh, I'm not 18 yet. You know, it's funny. I can drink, but I can't vote.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention Cloud 9 shoppers, Election Day is here, and we're offering up big discounts on all American-made products. So that's 40% off your generic medications, inferior electronics, and cheese curls.