Jonah Quote #127
Quote from Jonah in Election Day
Amy: They're trying to tell us who to vote for!
Glenn: I don't know what you're complaining about. I love getting mail.
Jonah: You don't think it's a little misleading? For State Senator: "Jack Peterson supports your right to work," which is basically just another way of saying "anti-union."
Glenn: Let's not use the U-word.
Jonah: While Gary 'Slick' Langham"...
Amy: "Slick." They're actually using the nickname his opponent gave him.
Jonah: Langham "has never gone on record as being pro-America."
Glenn: What's his problem?
Superstore Quotes
‘Election Day’ Quotes
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: Not to put my head in the lion's mouth, but now I'm thinking Times New Roman.
Amy: [sighs] Times New Roman would be a fine font, Jonah, and so would Helvetica and Garamond, and really any font would be just fine.
Jonah: Not Wingdings.
Amy: No one was suggesting Wingdings.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Oh, I'm not 18 yet. You know, it's funny. I can drink, but I can't vote.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention Cloud 9 shoppers, Election Day is here, and we're offering up big discounts on all American-made products. So that's 40% off your generic medications, inferior electronics, and cheese curls.