Glenn Quote #139
Quote from Glenn in Dog Adoption Day
Glenn: No, come on. This doesn't have to wind up on YouTube. Film one of my impressions instead. "Hi, I'm Batman." That was Batman. "And now I'm the Joker." That was the Joker. "You merely adopted the dark, I was born in it."
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‘Dog Adoption Day’ Quotes
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Do you ever regret getting married so young?
Amy: Um, no. I mean, I wouldn't say regret, but I did miss out on some experiences and stuff.
Cheyenne: Yeah, like threesomes.
Amy: No, I didn't mean...
Cheyenne: Like sex with Italian guys?
Amy: More like Nordic. But I didn't mean sex, I meant life and dating and, you know, stuff like that.
Quote from Dina
Dina: You're all ingrates. I hope someone sets you all on fire, and you need a volunteer to put it out.
Amy: It's too much for 6:00 a.m., Dina.
Dina: I don't think it's enough.
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: I once got dehydration so bad I was hospitalized for a month. They said it was like the worst case they'd ever seen.
Jonah: Oh, my God. Really?
Mateo: No, I was just trying to beat your story. Sorry, I'm competitive.
Jonah: Yeah, well. We all got our stuff.
Mateo: I got more stuff than you, though.
Jonah: Okay.
Mateo: I want to talk last.