Mateo Quote #51

Quote from Mateo in Dog Adoption Day

Mateo: I know we've always had this unspoken rivalry.
Jonah: Not a rivalry, you're just always mean to me. And not unspoken, you talk about it all the time?
Mateo: Well, anyway, since we're stuck together, I figured we could at least be civil.
Lydia: Okay, somebody needs to be in charge of the...
Mateo: I'll do it. I'll do it better. This guy doesn't even like dogs so.
Jonah: See, you're even trying to embarrass me in front of the dog lady.
Mateo: "Dog lady?" Jonah, she has a name.


 ‘Dog Adoption Day’ Quotes

Quote from Cheyenne

Cheyenne: Do you ever regret getting married so young?
Amy: Um, no. I mean, I wouldn't say regret, but I did miss out on some experiences and stuff.
Cheyenne: Yeah, like threesomes.
Amy: No, I didn't mean...
Cheyenne: Like sex with Italian guys?
Amy: More like Nordic. But I didn't mean sex, I meant life and dating and, you know, stuff like that.

Quote from Dina

Dina: You're all ingrates. I hope someone sets you all on fire, and you need a volunteer to put it out.
Amy: It's too much for 6:00 a.m., Dina.
Dina: I don't think it's enough.

Quote from Mateo

Mateo: I once got dehydration so bad I was hospitalized for a month. They said it was like the worst case they'd ever seen.
Jonah: Oh, my God. Really?
Mateo: No, I was just trying to beat your story. Sorry, I'm competitive.
Jonah: Yeah, well. We all got our stuff.
Mateo: I got more stuff than you, though.
Jonah: Okay.
Mateo: I want to talk last.