Sandra Quote #10
Quote from Sandra in Spokesman Scandal
Sandra: I mean, I have a ton of photos of my dogs, but no one wants to see those. Right?
Garrett: Right.
Sandra: Yeah. Not even the one where they're dressed as Ewoks.
Garrett: All right, you know I got to see that. Okay, come on now. Oh, no.
Sandra: Yeah.
Garrett: [laughs] Little Ewok dog. You stealing a speeder? You can't drive a speeder, Ewok dog.
Superstore Quotes
‘Spokesman Scandal’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Dina: The test will detect any drugs in your system. We're talking marijuana, cocaine, heroin, methamphetamines.
Garrett: What about power pellets?
Dina: Ah... I don't see that. What are they?
Garrett: Oh, you just take some big boppers, you cut in some fetty wap, you put a little disco shake on there, and then you roll that up in some Doc McStuffins. Smoke it. Get real high.
Quote from Dina
Dina: I have a work-related question. What security measures are we taking to avoid revenge crimes?
Glenn: Revenge crimes?
Dina: Families of the victims trying to eat us as payback. I mean, that's what I would do.
Quote from Jeff
Jeff: As most of you may have heard, our company spokesman has been accused of some improprieties.
Garrett: By improprieties, you mean killing and eating people, right? Or is there a tax evasion thing going on as well?
Jeff: The killing and eating. I can't speak to his tax situation.