Jeff Quote #3
Jeff: Okay, everybody, listen up, please. Corporate doesn't want anyone to loose their jobs. They just want things the way they were. Dina is back as Assistant Manager. [all booing]
Dina: It is both an honor and a privilege to be able...
Jeff: And anybody who's willing to come in and sign the letter by the end of the day, we welcome you back. Glenn, that goes for you too. [points to Brett]
Glenn: But I'm Glenn.
Jeff: Really?
Glenn: Yeah.
Jeff: Oh, he just has an air of authority about him. Anyway, if that's something you feel you can't do, I understand, and I wish you well.
Superstore Quotes
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Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention Cloud 9 shoppers. The spider infestation in produce has been 80% contained. So we will be focusing our attention on the bedbug infestation in the mattress section. Meanwhile, we are down to only one raccoon left in the store. Unfortunately, that raccoon has grown powerful beyond our wildest fears.
Quote from Dina
Dina: Morning. How was your night?
Jeff: Oh, not great actually. They put me in a room by the runway, and the noise was just...
Dina: Well, I slept here. Guarded the store with my life. Don't worry, I don't smell. Took a whore's bath in the ladies' room this morning. Just the major stink zones. You know, armpits, posterior, vag. That's, uh, in the front in case you're a homosexual.
Jeff: Yeah, I know where all the parts are, thank you.