Dina Quote #92
Dina: Anyway, just showing you what I bring to the table as Assistant Manager. And I'm gonna break the strike.
Jeff: Mm, I'm not asking you to do that.
Dina: I got it. You can't ask me. Don't worry, 'cause you just did. [chuckles] Just tell me what to do. I mean, we've got baseball bats, fire hoses. I mean, it's the first time for me, so if you take the lead...
Jeff: Okay, no. So we just want to end this peacefully. We don't want to trample on anybody's civil rights.
Dina: Ooh, but that... that sounds so good to me.
Superstore Quotes
‘Strike’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention Cloud 9 shoppers. The spider infestation in produce has been 80% contained. So we will be focusing our attention on the bedbug infestation in the mattress section. Meanwhile, we are down to only one raccoon left in the store. Unfortunately, that raccoon has grown powerful beyond our wildest fears.
Quote from Dina
Dina: Morning. How was your night?
Jeff: Oh, not great actually. They put me in a room by the runway, and the noise was just...
Dina: Well, I slept here. Guarded the store with my life. Don't worry, I don't smell. Took a whore's bath in the ladies' room this morning. Just the major stink zones. You know, armpits, posterior, vag. That's, uh, in the front in case you're a homosexual.
Jeff: Yeah, I know where all the parts are, thank you.