Jonah Quote #566
Quote from Jonah in Lowell Anderson
Sandra: Why are you on Emma's social media?
Jonah: I wasn't.
Sandra: Yes, you were. That picture was when she went to the Santa Cruz Boardwalk and wore a gray sweater with a llama on it. Are you stalking Amy?
Jonah: No... I'm not stalking. I just... Look, I-I heard that she was up in the mountains, and I was curious to see if she took the kids, that's all.
Sandra: Hmm, do you think she went up there with a guy?
Jonah: It's none of my business, okay? I was just wondering about Emma. Which is less weird. I think.
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Quote from Sandra
Sandra: I can help you figure out if she's with someone. I've been monitoring her social media for months. I print out the good ones, and I put them up on a board.
Jonah: Look, it's fine. Thank you. I... It was just bugging me, you know? Like when you get a tune stuck in your head, and you can't remember what the song is. It's no big deal. Um, have you been monitoring all of our social media?
Sandra: Yep, I even know about everyone's fake accounts.
Jonah: Huh. People have fake accounts? That's weird.
Sandra: Is it, Scott McPhee? Who only follows organic farms and influencer underwear ladies.
Quote from Sandra
Jonah: Okay, I think I have a lead, but it's a long shot. Amy's cousin's ex is following one of "Scott McPhee's" favorite... influencers.
Sandra: Oh, Emma just posted.
Jonah: What? What's it say? What's it say? What's it say? "Having a great time in the snow with my mom and little bro. #FamilyTrip, #HighlnTheMountains."
Sandra: Oh, my God. She's just with Emma and Parker. She's still single. [sighs] Wow. That was scary. [laughs] Look at my hand.
Jonah: Yeah, although I am concerned about #HighlnTheMountains. Do you think Emma's smoking pot again?
Sandra: Who cares? What matters is that Amy's single. Now, here's the plan. You're gonna call Amy and say you want one last special night together. But here's what she doesn't know: I'm gonna poke a hole in the condom.
Jonah: What? No, this isn't... No, no. I'm over Amy, okay? And I'm with Hannah now.
Sandra: Then what the [bleep] have we been doing all day?
Quote from Sandra
Sandra: Three days ago, Amy posted this car selfie. Note the parka. Now, look at the sun reflected in her sunglasses. Wonderland Cabins. That's where she is.
Jonah: Okay, this is um, an invasion of privacy.
Sandra: You think I could follow this trail if she wasn't leaving breadcrumbs? She wants to be caught.
Jonah: Caught... going on vacation?