Glenn Quote #700
Quote from Glenn in Lowell Anderson
Glenn: [on the phone] Sorta straight. Yeah.
Cheyenne: [enters] Glenn.
Glenn: S-sorry, one second. I'm on the phone with a fancy hair salon. Yes, but it just needs to be, you know, groundbreaking. Well, you're the expert, Trinity, you tell me. Okay, no, that's good. All right, I'll see you soon. Love you! Sorry, that was strange. I'm a little nervous. Love you. Bye.
Glenn: What's up?
Cheyenne: Lowell was just saying that he wants the store to be more "hands-on," and I just worry that his ideas might be slightly... fully wack.
Glenn: Okay, look, Lowell's methods may seem strange, but that's because we're not on his level intellectually. I mean, this morning, I watched a squirrel unwrap a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup for an hour.
Cheyenne: Glenn, you have to get TikTok. That's, like, literally all it is.
Glenn: I know, I know. Look, just do whatever Lowell wants, 'kay? And I'm sorry, I'm in a rush. Trinity's working out of her aunt's kitchen, and we have to wrap it up before the cacciatore prep starts.
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Quote from Sandra
Sandra: I can help you figure out if she's with someone. I've been monitoring her social media for months. I print out the good ones, and I put them up on a board.
Jonah: Look, it's fine. Thank you. I... It was just bugging me, you know? Like when you get a tune stuck in your head, and you can't remember what the song is. It's no big deal. Um, have you been monitoring all of our social media?
Sandra: Yep, I even know about everyone's fake accounts.
Jonah: Huh. People have fake accounts? That's weird.
Sandra: Is it, Scott McPhee? Who only follows organic farms and influencer underwear ladies.
Quote from Sandra
Jonah: Okay, I think I have a lead, but it's a long shot. Amy's cousin's ex is following one of "Scott McPhee's" favorite... influencers.
Sandra: Oh, Emma just posted.
Jonah: What? What's it say? What's it say? What's it say? "Having a great time in the snow with my mom and little bro. #FamilyTrip, #HighlnTheMountains."
Sandra: Oh, my God. She's just with Emma and Parker. She's still single. [sighs] Wow. That was scary. [laughs] Look at my hand.
Jonah: Yeah, although I am concerned about #HighlnTheMountains. Do you think Emma's smoking pot again?
Sandra: Who cares? What matters is that Amy's single. Now, here's the plan. You're gonna call Amy and say you want one last special night together. But here's what she doesn't know: I'm gonna poke a hole in the condom.
Jonah: What? No, this isn't... No, no. I'm over Amy, okay? And I'm with Hannah now.
Sandra: Then what the [bleep] have we been doing all day?
Quote from Sandra
Sandra: Three days ago, Amy posted this car selfie. Note the parka. Now, look at the sun reflected in her sunglasses. Wonderland Cabins. That's where she is.
Jonah: Okay, this is um, an invasion of privacy.
Sandra: You think I could follow this trail if she wasn't leaving breadcrumbs? She wants to be caught.
Jonah: Caught... going on vacation?