Sandra Quote #236
Quote from Sandra in Depositions
Eugene: [o.s.] Looks like I'm really stuck, you guys. I think I may have to reschedule my deposition.
Sandra: Oh, hey, I just spoke with Carol's lawyer, and she said Eugene could do his deposition through the door, if you wanted.
Mateo: What?
Sandra: She gave me the questions to ask and everything. He could do his deposition now with us and be done with it.
Eugene: Well, i-it's a little unorthodox, but I'll allow it.
Sandra: Uh, so, the first question is... Where were you born?
Eugene: Where was I born?
Mateo: Yeah, I know. It seems like it has nothing to do with Carol's lawsuit. But that's the first question.
Eugene: Well, it's a pretty crazy story, uh... I was born in a hospital in Jefferson City, Missouri. White mom, white dad.
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Marcus: Hey, Carol, can you talk to your lawyer? Jonah screwed up royally, and now she's going after Glenn.
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