Dina Quote #623
Quote from Dina in Cereal Bar
Dina: Please have a seat. I'll get right to processing your return. All I need from you is a confession. I know you've been scamming the store for months.
Benny: What do you got? Oh. Well, this is a handsome guy. But I have no idea what you're talking about.
Dina: Then you won't mind if I open this.
Benny: It's your space. You do you. [Dina opens box] Whoa. Rocks. It's a good thing I'm returning that. You guys should file a complaint with the company.
Dina: Okay. Listen...
Benny: Benny.
Dina: Listen, Benny, it's obvious you've been doing this for a while. You've got even weight distribution with the rocks, noise dampening padding, industrial shrink wrap.
Benny: You're impressed.
Dina: Hardly.
Benny: Well, it's a shame I'm innocent, because I would love to impress a woman like you.
Dina: You're just flirting with me to get out of trouble.
Benny: No, I'm flirting with you to get into trouble.
Dina: Oh. I feel like I'm in a full sweat. I ate some ghost peppers earlier. Just on toast. Like to cleanse the system, so I should probably just put my butt over a bowl, and... [exits]
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Glenn: The storm shelter is just a great place to get things off your chest. Whenever I have troubles, I come down here and I shout 'em out.
Garrett: Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
Glenn: Here, watch me. [shouts] Why did I have a baby so late in life? [talks] You know, stuff like that.
Garrett: You know, I think I understand what you're saying, but maybe I could use some more examples.
Glenn: Okay, um... Diabetes stinks! I think I voted wrong! I think Ellen DeGeneres dances too much! It's unprofessional!
Garrett: Still not getting it.
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Cheyenne: You don't know what dog I'm thinking of.
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Amy: Good morning, Store 1217. We have a very exciting surprise today. Zephra has sent us a little break room upgrade just to say "Welcome to the Z-Fam." They asked me to say it that way, and I'm happy to.
Glenn: Okay, let me guess. Ah... It's a pipe organ. Oh, my gosh, I can call Judy from the church and she'll give us lessons, though you have to practice 'cause otherwise you're just wasting her time.
Amy: Don't need Judy. Not a pipe organ.