Dina Quote #623

Quote from Dina in Cereal Bar

Dina: Please have a seat. I'll get right to processing your return. All I need from you is a confession. I know you've been scamming the store for months.
Benny: What do you got? Oh. Well, this is a handsome guy. But I have no idea what you're talking about.
Dina: Then you won't mind if I open this.
Benny: It's your space. You do you. [Dina opens box] Whoa. Rocks. It's a good thing I'm returning that. You guys should file a complaint with the company.
Dina: Okay. Listen...
Benny: Benny.
Dina: Listen, Benny, it's obvious you've been doing this for a while. You've got even weight distribution with the rocks, noise dampening padding, industrial shrink wrap.
Benny: You're impressed.
Dina: Hardly.
Benny: Well, it's a shame I'm innocent, because I would love to impress a woman like you.
Dina: You're just flirting with me to get out of trouble.
Benny: No, I'm flirting with you to get into trouble.
Dina: Oh. I feel like I'm in a full sweat. I ate some ghost peppers earlier. Just on toast. Like to cleanse the system, so I should probably just put my butt over a bowl, and... [exits]

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