Amy Quote #547

Quote from Amy in Curbside Pickup

Amy: So you're not really dating now? Because Marcus seems to think you are.
Woman: This. This is why I don't shop online. Who's Marcus? Let's get into it.
Amy: Can you excuse us, please? [woman walks away]
Mateo: Okay, fine, I lied. He was cute, sure, but, okay, would it kill him to find a T-shirt without paint on it?
Amy: He does set design.
Mateo: If I started dating your brother, you know you'd always be up in our business.
Amy: Oh, come on, if you started dating, I would be, like, hands-off. I mean, like, I'd be hands-off, not that I would tell you, "Keep your hands off." You could have your hands all over him. I wouldn't mind. I mean, as long as he consented.
Mateo: I don't consent to this conversation.
Amy: Look, all I'm saying is that you don't have to worry about the "me" part of this. I would be, like, so chill! Like, you're gonna be like, "Where's Amy? I wonder what her whole take on this is," and I'm gonna be, like, in a hammock, swinging and chilling.
Mateo: Yeah, so that... I'd be worried about that.

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 ‘Curbside Pickup’ Quotes

Quote from Cheyenne

Jonah: Cheyenne, what are you doing? Get a... Get a cart.
Cheyenne: No, there's no time. The orders just keep coming. I had to pee for two hours, and now I don't anymore. Where did the pee go, Jonah?

Quote from Glenn

Glenn: Hey, if any of you curbside folks want to trade places, I'd be happy to work outside today. It's a nice fall day out there.
Dina: Fascinating. You're inside on checkouts.
Glenn: That's fine because it's fall inside too.
Dina: Not true.

Quote from Cheyenne

Dina: Okay, come on, let's go! These orders are piling up. Jonah, your last order took 33 minutes. Quick math lesson: That's more than 30.
Jonah: Dina, some of these orders are insane. One of them just said, "Retirement gift for my dad. Don't be afraid to get creative."
Cheyenne: Yeah, it's been so crazy, I haven't even been able to go on Instagram. Corona thought I was dead.