Amy Quote #645
Amy: I guess I should've pushed back more when Corporate made me hire her, but I just thought Dina hated her like, "I hate Mondays." But no, she wants to follow Monday home, blockade the door, and burn the house down with Monday still inside.
Quote from Dina
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. Just a reminder about our emotional support snake policy. We don't have one, so please do not bring your... [Dina grabs the microphone]
Dina: You know how I said there's no way I will ever forgive you for what happened to my birds? Well, guess what? There is a way. I need you to make Colleen quit because I hate her.
Garrett: Okay, so you hate Colleen, you hate me... How many enemies do you have?
Dina: 37. 36, and then my bitch neighbor had a baby.
Garrett: All right, look, Dina, I don't have any beef with this woman and I don't know how you'd go about making someone quit.
Dina: Well, you managed to make my birds quit living. I'm sure you can figure something out. Just get her out of here and make sure I'm not tied to it at all and I'll stop doing things like this. [knocks over drink]
Garrett: That was Elias's.
Dina: Oh, well, that's fine. Elias is also on my list.
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: It's supposed to be a pyramid. I think you, of all people, could handle that.
Sayid: I'm Syrian, not Egyptian.
[later, Mateo stops Sarah as she stacks a shelf of cleaning products:]
Mateo: Don't mind me... just making it not look like crap. Labels out. [whispers] Thank you.
[later, Mateo interrupts Janet packing a customer's bag on checkout:]
Mateo: Sorry, she's not usually this bad. [Glenn gasps] Heavy stuff goes in the bottom... because of gravity.