Dina Quote #498
Dina: Hey, Sandra, did you see a large Easter Bunny walk past just now?
Sandra: What did he look like?
Dina: A man-sized rabbit, Sandra. Two large ears, cottontail, capable of walking on his hind feet while using his front feet like hands. Why do I need to describe this to you?
Sandra: No, I didn't, but did see a zucchini that looked a lot like a cucumber, and I thought, whoa, that could really mess up dinner.
Dina: How is that helpful to me? Look, we have to find this bunny.
Sandra: Is it that big a deal what someone dressed up as an Easter Bunny on Easter?
Dina: It could be a serial killer, Sandra. Or a terrorist. Or a spy. So if you see him, call me on the walkie immediately. Code Cottontail.
Sandra: You got it. What if I see another zucumber? That's what I call a zucchini that looks like a cucumber.
Dina: I'd like to meet your mother and shove you back up inside of her.
Sandra: Yeah.
Superstore Quotes
‘Easter’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. Easter is upon us. So treat your kids to a Cloud 9 Easter basket, full of candy, toys and HDMI cables, because we had an overstock. Happy Easter.
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: What is up with her lately? She's so uptight.
Cheyenne: Yeah, well, she's about to chill the F out. I had some ecstasy left over from St. Patrick's Day, so I put some in her coffee.
Mateo: Oh, no.
Amy: [o.s.] What the hell?
Mateo: She deserves it.
Carol: Oh, good for you.
Amy: [enters] You drugged me? What the hell is wrong with you? Oh, my God, my heart is beating so fast. Oh, how much did you give me?
Cheyenne: None, bitch. You caught.
Quote from Carol
Cheyenne: What other private areas do you spy on us in? Are there cameras in the bathroom?
Carol: Oh, my God, are you watching us masturbate at work?
Amy: Uh... no. And you shouldn't be masturbating at work.
Carol: Then how do you know I'm doing it? [raises hand for a high-five]
Cheyenne: I'm good, thanks.