Dina Quote #484

Quote from Dina in Minor Crimes

Dina: Ugh, I can't wait to have a manager that's not a paunchy idiot with elf hair.
Amy: Well, it's not gonna be me. Laurie won't even let me interview for the job. She's already decided who she's hiring.
Dina: Whoa. It sounds like you need to go take a big, fat 17-B on her desk.
Amy: Eww. What are you talking about?
Dina: Rule 17-B.
Amy: 17-B?
Dina: Come on, you know 17-B. 17-B. B as in boy. Rule 17-B.
Amy: You can't just keep saying it-
Dina: Any employee who completes the Cloud 9 Academy should be granted an interview if... If a management position becomes available at their...
Amy: Dina, just say it.
Dina: At their store. Okay? She literally has to let you interview.
Amy: She's already decided who she's hiring, so what's the point?
Dina: The point is you should get to make your case. Look, if you feel awkward asking her, I'm happy to come back you up.


 ‘Minor Crimes’ Quotes

Quote from Mateo

Jonah: Glenn, you're not going to go to prison, okay? It's fine. We- We just need to do about what, 12 grand worth of damage in- In the next hour.
Mateo: Oh. We have fertilizer in the garden center. We can make a bomb.
Jonah: I feel like going from embezzlement to domestic terrorism is the wrong direction.
Mateo: We could hire termites to eat the store.
Jonah: How do you hire termites?
Mateo: I don't know, with wood?

Quote from Marcus

Marcus: You got to do what's for the greater good. If you could cure cancer, but you had to blow up a bus full of children, wouldn't you do it?
Amy: I mean, I guess?
Jonah: Just take the job. You're not just doing it for you. You're doing it for all of us.
Amy: I mean, I guess I would be better than Blaine.
Jonah: Yeah.
Marcus: Hey, Amy, guess what? One of the kids on that bus had the cure. [crunch]
Justine: Twist ending.

Quote from Glenn

Glenn: And guys, I say this a lot, but we really need to wet down those raccoon droppings before we sweep.
Dry sweeping is the reason why those roundworm eggs go airborne. God, I just realized this is the last time I'm going to tell you guys to spray your droppings.
Justine: Aww.