Mateo Quote #253

Quote from Mateo in Blizzard

Mateo: It is colder than the critical reception of Justin Timberlake's last album!
Jonah: We heard you the first time!

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 ‘Blizzard’ Quotes

Quote from Marcus

Marcus: I had just deuced in the shower.
Isaac: Ugh.
Cheyenne: Ugh.
Amy: Why?
Marcus: Okay, right, when you guys are in the shower and you have to go, you just hold it.
Amy: Yes. Yeah. That's what you do when it's a number two.
Marcus: Sure, so you don't poop in the shower every morning and stamp it down the drain with your feet? [Justine gags]
Isaac: Oh, my God.
Marcus: Okay, whatever. Screw you, snowflakes. Bunch of princesses.

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. It's really comin' down out there. Now, I'm not a licensed meteorologist, but I believe the technical term is snowy AF. For anyone stocking up, we are limiting all water purchases to one case per person, and that does include coconut water, watermelon water, cucumber water, aloe water, probiotic water, and electric water, which is something I just made up but you probably got all excited about. And if anybody lost a blue hair thingie, please come pick it up at customer service.
Cheyenne: [holding "Line Up Here" sign"] Oh, that's mine! [runs] [customers follow her]

 Mateo Fernando Aquino Liwanang Quotes

Quote from Magazine Profile

Mateo: Why would anybody be attracted to Jonah? He looks like a villain on the CW.

Quote from Ground Rules

Mateo: Another floor supervisor tip: We direct. Don't use words like "maybe" or "I think" with these peons.
Cheyenne: Okay.
Mateo: Before you speak, think, "How would an evil queen decree this?"
Cheyenne: Ooh, yeah.
Mateo: And just a couple other things I thought of.
Cheyenne: Oh.
Mateo: No more campfire games with employees and no sparkly makeup. Oh, and don't put unicorn stickers on your clipboard. They're unprofessional.
Cheyenne: Uh, okay.
Mateo: But otherwise, you are killing it, girl.
Cheyenne: Thanks.
Mateo: Oh, you should probably change your shoes. I mean, they're fun but, it looks like you skinned a Care Bear.