Dina Quote #801
Quote from Dina in Steps Challenge
Dina: Come on, you have to take this competition seriously.
Garrett: I don't think I do.
Dina: God, you're lazy. Why can't you be one of those inspirational guys in a wheelchair?
Garrett: Hm. All right. [backs away]
Dina: What are you doing?
Garrett: Nothing.
Dina: Are you trying to- I mean, you're not suggesting that going backwards would take away steps.
Garrett: Of course not. Why would it?
Dina: Seriously, stop. I know it's not happening it's just that it's a- It's a safety issue at this point.
Garrett: Huh. I swear that number was bigger before.
Dina: Fine. I'll just double my steps to make up for it. Move!
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Dina: All the best wars are fought against someone.
Amy: That feels random.
Jonah: All wars are fought against someone.
Dina: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Jonah: No, I'm saying "all" wars.
Dina: Yeah, all the best wars.
Jonah: What are the best wars?
Dina: 1812, WWI, WWII, French Indy.
Amy: Although, if they started trash talking us first...
Jonah: Okay, what wars are you not fighting against someone?
Dina: War against poverty, war against drugs. Boom. Don't come at me.
Quote from Amy
Jonah: You know what? I'm with Dina. We're underdogs but a lot of the times it's the underdogs that end up winning.
Amy: That's not true. They just make movies about the few underdogs that do. Like, for every Rudy there are 10,000 short guys who just never make the team.
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: I've actually been meaning to get a pedometer for my morning runs.
Amy: Wait, you mean when you walk down the street to get an everything bagel?
Jonah: It's at least a quarter mile.