Amy Quote #410
Quote from Amy in Shadowing Glenn
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Amy: Sir, would you like to try a tasty ice pop?
Amy: Ma'am, you look like you could use a refreshing pick-me-up.
Amy: Celebrate winter with yummy, ice-cold ice pops.
Woman: Are these okay for a diabetic?
Amy: Mm-hmm.
Woman: Okay. Thanks.
Amy: And just like that, you have a mug of steaming hot purple cider.
Amy: Get your ice pops, ice pops, ice pops. [throws box] Hey, oh. Look alive, look alive.
Amy: Half a cup of milk, a handful of kale, a scoop of protein powder, add three ice pops, [blender whirs] That's what fiber sounds like.
Amy: Have a heavenly day. [puts box of ice pops in customer's basket] Have a heavenly day. [puts box of ice pops in customer's basket]
Amy: And then voila. [drinks smoothie] Mmm.
Amy: If your daddy says you can't have them, then you scream and scream and scream your head off until he says yes.
Amy: Just a little like- It's like popcorn.
Superstore Quotes
‘Shadowing Glenn’ Quotes
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: One time, I gave $100 bill in change when it was only supposed to be 35 cents.
Amy: Oh.
Glenn: And then another time, I forgot to put anybody on the schedule, and I had to work the whole day alone in the store.
Amy: Hmm.
Glenn: And then, uh, and then one time I ate everybody's lunch by accident. And, um... Oh, I accidentally ordered some adult toys 'cause I thought they were puzzles.
Quote from Dina
Justine: Maybe you could be a bike messenger.
Dina: Uh, like Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Premium Rush? I think I'll pass on being chased around by a corrupt cop because I'm unknowingly delivering $50,000 to a Chinese human trafficker, thanks.
Garrett: What are you trying to do, get her killed?
Dina: What about scuba cop? Is that a job?
Jonah: I don't think I see that listed here.
Dina: It's a pass anyway.
Jonah: Ah.
Dina: Too worried about the bends.
Quote from Dina
Dina: Hey, I've been thinking about what you said, about how I should be ashamed of my job.
Jonah: Oh, I didn't actually mean you should be ashamed-
Dina: No, no, no. You were right to ridicule me in front of everyone. It was harsh but a real wake-up call.
Jonah: Okay, again, I wasn't trying to ridicule you. I-
Dina: Truth is, I don't wanna do this for the rest of my life. But I don't wanna be a manager either, so what do I do?
Jonah: I mean, you could do whatever you want.
Dina: Oh, really? Could I be a giraffe?
Jonah: Well, within reality.
Dina: Yeah, exactly. How quickly we go from "you can be whatever you wanna be" to "within reality." Okay, drop what you're doing. We have to figure this out.
Jonah: We?
Dina: It is the least you can do after the way you humiliated me. You can't just shiv someone and then walk away. You need to help mop up the blood. Mop up my blood, Jonah.