Cheyenne Quote #153
Mateo: Ugh. Parker. She's just setting that kid up for failure.
Cheyenne: Totally. Sophomore year, there was a girl in my class named Wanda that was getting cyber-bullied. The guidance counselor was just like, "Uh, yeah, your name's Wanda." But she's the mom.
Mateo: So, if you saw a woman beating her child, would you say, "She's the mom" and walk away? Or would you do something about it?
Cheyenne: I mean, I would probably do nothing, but I would want to do something.
Mateo: There is an innocent child whose name is Parker. Are you just gonna walk away?
Cheyenne: Not this time.
Quote from Amy
Amy: Sorry, you think that a bath bomb is the answer to all of my problems?
Glenn: It's not a real bomb, and-
Amy: Just kill yourself!
Amy: Kill yourself!
Amy: No, you don't get to talk right now! I am so tired! I have slept 90 minutes in three days. The lining of my uterus is coming out in clumps. I have hemorrhoids so big that my doctor looked at my [bleep] and said "Whoa!" Have you ever had a doctor look at your [bleep] and say that?
Glenn: [softly] No.
Amy: I am wearing frozen diapers so that my [bleep] doesn't fall out. Okay?!
Glenn: I know, I was just-
Amy: Why haven't you killed yourself?!
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: As you know, we love the name Parker.
Cheyenne: Ugh, love it so much. And we found out a few fun, interesting facts that we thought you might want to know.
Cheyenne: Did you know that the name Parker literally translates to "park keeper," so in other words, a homeless person.
Mateo: Sleep on the streets.
Amy: I don't know that anybody's making that connection.
Mateo: Not to your face they won't.
Cheyenne: The name Parker also brings to mind the snobby, rich, evil character in an '80s movie.
Mateo: Hey, nerds. I'm Parker. And I'm gonna throw you guys in a Dumpster.
Cheyenne: Yeah. But Mateo, what about Parker Posey?
Quote from Election Day
Cheyenne: Oh, I'm not 18 yet. You know, it's funny. I can drink, but I can't vote.
Quote from Toy Drive
Amy: What kind of organization hires a guy like that anyway? I mean, I bet this whole Samaritans thing is just a big scam.
Cheyenne: Yeah, like those charities that send someone a cow in a third world country and then it just ends up taking a bite out of their TV and, like, hogging the shower and stuff.
Jonah: Was that... Are you thinking of a cartoon?