Garrett Quote #52
Quote from Garrett in Demotion
Garrett: Something going on with you and Dina?
Jonah: No. What? No.
Garrett: I don't know, man, you guys are exchanging little peek-a-boo glances, and it's making me uncomfortable.
Jonah: Okay. The other night, when we were all locked in the store, Dina kind of... came on to me.
Garrett: Wow.
Jonah: Yeah, right?
Garrett: I didn't know Dina was into fancy little porcelain doll-men.
Superstore Quotes
‘Demotion’ Quotes
Quote from Glenn
Amy: Is everything okay?
Glenn: Yeah, just trying to do two jobs here. I think if I can just start sleeping in tiny little bursts while I'm already blinking...
Amy: So, you're gonna try and do both of these jobs yourself? That's crazy.
Glenn: What if someone had told Ben Affleck that he couldn't act and direct? Then we never would've had that movie about Iran, or... or, whatever... I'm sorry, I never saw it.
Amy: Glenn!
Glenn: What?
Amy: I'll take the job.
Glenn: Oh, thank you! You have no idea how hard this has been. Though it has dramatically increased my respect for Ben Affleck.
Quote from Dina
Jonah: Thank you so much for shopping at Cloud 9. Have a heavenly day. Next custom... Dina.
Dina: Hey.
Jonah: Hey.
Dina: Just on my break, so I thought I'd pick up a couple odds and ends.
Jonah: Cool, cool. Famous risotto.
Dina: Box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get. [Jonah picks up the packs of condoms] Multiple sizes. You never know what you're gonna get.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: I can't believe she's stepping down.
Garrett: Hmm. I wonder what her personal matters could be. Hey, Jonah. You got any ideas?
Jonah: Me? No, I don't... Mm-mm.
Amy: Are her birds okay? Has anybody checked the live webcam?
Cheyenne: Maybe she has gambling debts and she had to take time off to do favors for the mob boss that she owes money to. [gasps] Or maybe it's something else.