Glenn Quote #75
Quote from Glenn in All-Nighter
Glenn: Oh, I know. "Leave a message, and we'll never call you back." Well, that fig ain't gonna fly tonight, baby. This company's a sham. You lock us in. You control the music that we listen to. Oh, and try this on for size. The color difference in your signage is marginal. Oh, and you can tell Dicky Larson that he can suck my big, fat, sweaty toe.
Female voice: [on phone] If you are satisfied with your message, press 1. To erase and re-record, press 2.
Glenn: Hey, guys, everything's great. Signs are all up... Really popping.
Superstore Quotes
‘All-Nighter’ Quotes
Quote from Glenn
Garrett: Ooh, cool move, cowboy.
Glenn: What, this? I was born with a drill in my hand. My family used to own a hardware store. Sturgis and Sons?
Jonah: Oh.
Glenn: Yeah, for 59 years, the name "Sturgis" was synonymous with tools. Well, until Cloud 9 moved in up the street, and then a month later, we lost everything. Hey, has anyone seen the laser level?
Jonah: Doesn't it make you a little angry to be working for them?
Glenn: Oh, I don't waste my time with anger. [hammers]
Garrett: Oh.
Glenn: [chuckles] Look at that. I hit my finger.
Jonah: That looked pretty serious.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: I think it was on one of these memos from corporate. Here. [sighs] "Union buzzwords."
Dina: "How to spot a union."
Glenn: "Anti-union activity."
Dina: "What to do if you hear the word 'union.'"
Glenn: "Reporting union activity." "List of toxic food recalls"? I don't remember doing any food recalls. [Dina gasps] What?
Dina: "Addendum of policy changes to employee handbook... Relationships between supervisors and subordinates no longer forbidden, now just strongly discouraged."
Glenn: Yeah, words. Oh, here it is. "Please detach the accompanying card and keep in a safe place." And, look, I wrote, "Like in your car," and then I underlined "car." Oh, that means it's just outsi... Oh.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Part of me's glad I missed the recital. I've been looking forward to my senior dance since sixth grade, and it would've sucked to just sit there and watch. I'm not saying that I regret this baby. I just wish that I'd had it later... or sooner, like a lot of my friends.