Glenn Quote #57
Quote from Glenn in Wedding Day Sale
Glenn: I feel terrible about how I handled things earlier with your friends.
Mateo: Friends? Oh, they're not... no. They're not my friends, dude.
Glenn: Oh, I'm sorry. Gay BFFs? I don't know the lingo. Look, I just want everyone who comes into this store to feel accepted. But do you know that in this entire sale, there is not one section dedicated to gay weddings?
Mateo: Gay people use the same decorations as straight people. We just use 'em better.
Glenn: That's my point exactly. I mean, they should not have to conform to someone's... [reads] Hel... hetero normal ideal of what a wedding should be. Would you be willing to help me put something together?
Mateo: Of course.
Glenn: Great. We're gonna take those guy's minds and blow them.
Superstore Quotes
‘Wedding Day Sale’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: If you're hungry, that can of beans is up for grabs, but not this one.
Amy: I'm good. Do you mind if I turn on the... where's your radio?
Dina: Oh, I special ordered my truck without one. Yeah, it costs a little extra, but it makes the vehicle less appealing to thieves 'cause no one wants a truck without a radio. Name a song, though. I'll sing it for you.
Amy: That's okay.
Dina: No, no, go ahead. I got a photographic memory for music.
Amy: Okay, um... "Single Ladies."
Dina: Not familiar with that one.
Amy: "Uptown Funk."
Dina: Don't know it.
Amy: "Dancing Queen."
Dina: Nope.
Amy: "Thriller?" Michael Jackson?
Dina: You can't name a song by some guy you went to middle school with. It has to be popular. [sings] Oh Danny boy The pipes the pipes are calling
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: Does this make sense to anyone else? White dress, $30. White wedding dress, $200. Is there cocaine in this or something?
Quote from Cheyenne
Amy: Wow. That sounds like an expensive celebration you're planning.
Cheyenne: It's about 500 people. I wanted to invite more, but I couldn't afford any more stamps.