Glenn Quote #6
Quote from Glenn in Magazine Profile
Glenn: Attention. Attention! Okay, everybody look over at me now. Okay, that's as loud as my voice goes, so I'm... I'm not sure what to do here. [Dina bangs on a table]
Garrett: [on phone] I would definitely kill a wolf.
Glenn: Oh, oh, oh. Okay. Okay. Today is a, uh, very exciting day, because Stratus is doing a profile on our store. Yeah, ooh! Oh, yeah!
Jonah: What's Stratus?
Mateo: Um, only our internal corporate magazine!
Amy: "Magazine" isn't exactly accurate. It's more like misleading propaganda.
Glenn: No, it's not!
Amy: "Minimum wage is maximum fun!"
Glenn: It is!
Jonah: "Work it Off: A Guide to Injuries on the Job."
Glenn: Oh, that is a super fun read.
Superstore Quotes
‘Magazine Profile’ Quotes
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: Why would anybody be attracted to Jonah? He looks like a villain on the CW.
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: You know, I have to say, almost everything works on him. I guess that's the one benefit of having a face with zero character.
Glenn: Thank you, Mateo.
Quote from Dina
Dina: You got to keep this reporter away from me. I hate reporters. My school paper once misidentified me as a scoliosis victim. I mean, the joke is, my spine is perfect, okay? I can bench 160. 165 in the right situation. [looks at Jonah]