Garrett Quote #10
Quote from Garrett in Magazine Profile
Garrett: If you see the reporter show up today, please let me know so I can hide. I do not want them to put me on the cover.
Jonah: That's pretty cocky.
Garrett: Oh, it's not ego. These corporate magazines love putting employees with disabilities on the cover. Look.
Jonah: Wow. You were not kidding.
Garrett: And they really gonna come after me, especially with Face Birthmark Tony on vacation.
Jonah: Yeah, I'll bet, and getting a Black guy in a wheelchair on the cover would be like their Holy Grail or something.
Garrett: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You trying to say being Black's a disability?
Jonah: Oh, no. No, no, no.
Garrett: Huh?
Jonah: Now, that's... no. No, of course, no. I... I have lots of...
Garrett: What?
Jonah: I listen to Drake. I...
Garrett: Drake?
Jonah: No, no, no. I watch BET... sometimes.
Garrett: I'm messing with you, dude.
Jonah: Okay. Good. Thank God. I've never watched BET.
Garrett: Yeah, me either, man.
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Dina: You got to keep this reporter away from me. I hate reporters. My school paper once misidentified me as a scoliosis victim. I mean, the joke is, my spine is perfect, okay? I can bench 160. 165 in the right situation. [looks at Jonah]