Garrett Quote #276

Quote from Garrett in Target

Garrett: Hey, Jeff, the man in red! What are you doing here?
Jeff: Uh, I got a meeting with Glenn.
Garrett: Oh, okay, okay. Well hold up, man. Jeez, it has been forever since we had a chat.
Jeff: Yes.
Garrett: You watch the show last night?
Jeff: Uh, what show?
Garrett: I don't know, any of them. I like them all. Hey, you like chicken wings, right?
Jeff: Not really.
Garrett: Well, that's great. Because I'm going to take you to lunch to a place that does not sell them. Let's go.
Jeff: I cannot do that now, but thank you for the invite. Do me a favor, just text me the name of the restaurant. I'm always looking for a new spot.
Garrett: Okay, well hey, don't worry about what Glenn says. 'Cause, you know, typical Glenn. [chuckles]


 ‘Target’ Quotes

Quote from Sandra

Sandra: [to Jeff] Even though we never actually dated, I spent several months telling people we did. And I created these intricate memories of our relationship that feel completely real. And I have these vivid memories of your body on top of me. Your tongue in my mouth. Your hands on my breasts. That kind of thing.
Glenn: Whoo, what a trip down memory lane, huh?

Quote from Jonah

Kelly: It's newly renovated, but it still has its original molding, and it's in walking distance to the farmer's market.
Garrett: That place looks great. You should take it.
Jonah: It just feels a little small, or claustrophobic, or something.
Kelly: Well, I mean, we're not going to find something perfect. I mean, you said the last one was too loud. The one before that was on a slant, and the one before that had a weird curry smell.
Jonah: And I actually like curry, but that was a bad curry. And the scary part is, like, what's it covering? What aren't you smelling?
Garrett: Just think. You'll get to wake up to stuff like that every day.

Quote from Glenn

Glenn: I can't believe Jeff is going to Target.
Mateo: So what if Jeff works to Target? What is the big deal?
Glenn: Jeff has seen Cloud 9 from the inside. He knows all our secrets. It's like in football, when they trade a player to another team, and then that player knows how to beat his old team.
Amy: Yeah, but don't they do that all the time in football? Like, isn't that like, a thing?
Glenn: Amy, don't talk sports. You're embarrassing yourself.