Sandra Quote #63
Quote from Sandra in Video Game Release
Glenn: Do you know why we're always the victims?
Sandra: Because... I'm sorry, Glenn, I don't know.
Glenn: It's because we make ourselves the victim. But I am done being a doormat.
Sandra: It would be nice not to get pushed around.
Glenn: Yeah.
Sandra: My mailman uses the bathroom in my apartment every day. He used to knock, but then he made me make him a key. So...
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Quote from Dina
Dina: Didn't you get my text? The implantation worked. I'm pregnant. [Glenn gasps] Or preggers, as my horrid niece would say, trying to make herself sound like she has a personality.
Glenn: That's the most beautiful, magical thing anyone has ever said to me.
Sandra: [sobs] I'm just so happy for you.
Glenn: Thank you.
Dina: No, I am sure I texted you. It was like a week ago. I see what happened. Texted the wrong Glen. "Sorry, pregnant with Glenn with two Ns. LOL." My mechanic.
Quote from Myrtle
Glenn: I just don't get how murdering people is considered fun. I mean, what happened to all those innocent games? You know, like Frogger, and Qbert, and Donkey Kong.
Garrett: Innocent? Qbert is about a big-nosed, creepily little freak that commits suicide when things get hard.
Jonah: Frogger is basically a frog Holocaust.
Myrtle: I remember a glitch in the original Donkey Kong where it looks like the ape has a penis.
Quote from Sandra
Sandra: Sometimes when I'm playing The Sims, I give myself a family.
Mateo: Jesus Christ.