Jonah Quote #245
Quote from Jonah in Angels and Mermaids
Amy: "I'm her actual mother." What does that even mean?
Jonah: Hard to say. It either means she's the one who gave birth to her, or... that's the only thing that it means.
Amy: Well, it doesn't give her the right to just swoop in, and start changing up perfectly good shirts, and perfectly good parties. I mean, mermaids is a better theme than Green Day. Like, that's an objective fact, right?
Jonah: I like Green Day.
Amy: Really? Name three of their songs.
Jonah: "Boulevard of Broken Dreams," "Good Riddance," "When I Come Around."
Amy: Okay, well, those are the obvious ones... name three more.
Jonah: "Basket Case," "Longview," "American Idiot."
Amy: You are a very irritating person.
Jonah: I just don't think that you should butt in.
Amy: You... you butt in all the time. That's why your butt is so big.
Jonah: "Welcome to Paradise." "Wake Me Up When September Ends." I love Green Day.
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Quote from Dina
Glenn: "Surrogate shall be reimbursed for all tailoring expenses"?
Dina: I'm gonna have to have my clothes converted to maternity clothes and then converted back after.
Glenn: "In the event of a baby over eight pounds, lessee will reimburse leaser for vaginal reconstruction."
Dina: Hey, I was happy to have a gentleman's agreement. You're the one who wanted to get all formal about it.
Glenn: I'm gonna have to take some time to review these changes.
Dina: Sure, oh, FYI, clauses 30-49 are all vag-related, and the last page is the before photos.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Amy, you're old, right?
Amy: Um...
Cheyenne: Like you were alive during the '90s.
Amy: Yeah, I was. Yep, the roaring '90s.
Cheyenne: So, what would you say would be the best piñata for a Green Day-themed birthday party for a two-year-old?
Amy: Um, okay. Let's back that up real quick. Harmonica's into Green Day?
Cheyenne: [scoffs] I doubt she's ever heard of them. She's two. But it's my mom's favorite band, and it's just easier not to argue with her.
Amy: Wouldn't your mom be okay with something a little more kid-friendly? Like, I don't know, "Minions"?
Cheyenne: She just got out of jail. Minions are criminals. That could suck her right back in to the lifestyle.
Amy: Good point.
Quote from Amy
Amy: All right, well, what about, like, mermaids?
Cheyenne: I don't know. My mom really wants Green Day.
Amy: Mermaids are a lot like Green Day. They're half-fish, half-human, they're like rebels. You know, down for whatever. In fact, they used to call Green Day the mermaids of '90s rock.
Cheyenne: Is that true?
Amy: Mm-hmm. It's totally true.