Cheyenne Quote #108
Quote from Cheyenne in Angels and Mermaids
Brandi: Whoa, Oreo really upped its game while I was in prison. It's like a fat kid's fever dream.
Cheyenne: Oh, Amy, this is my mom.
Amy: Oh, my gosh! Hi!
Brandi: You're the famous Amy. I've heard so much about you over the years, I feel like I know you. I'm so sorry about the divorce and how your life is going.
Amy: Oh, um, thank you. Uh, so what brings you to the store?
Cheyenne: Oh, she was just bringing me this shirt that she got me that I forgot to put on this morning.
Brandi: It's more professional. And I gotta get some stuff for the party. Do you have a Green Day-themed bouncy house?
Amy: Green Day? What happened with mermaids?
Cheyenne: My mom thought we should go back to Green Day.
Brandi: Mermaids is a little juvenile, don't you think?
Amy: Well, I mean, it is a two-year-old's birthday party, and Chey really liked the idea...
Brandi: Amy, I don't mean to be rude, I know you've been kind of a mother figure for Cheyenne while I've been away, but... I'm her actual mother, so don't you have some shelving to do or something?
Amy: Yes, sure. Yeah, sorry. Okay. Bye.
Cheyenne: Bye.
Brandi: Cinnamon bun Oreos? [sighs] Technology.
Superstore Quotes
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Quote from Dina
Glenn: "Surrogate shall be reimbursed for all tailoring expenses"?
Dina: I'm gonna have to have my clothes converted to maternity clothes and then converted back after.
Glenn: "In the event of a baby over eight pounds, lessee will reimburse leaser for vaginal reconstruction."
Dina: Hey, I was happy to have a gentleman's agreement. You're the one who wanted to get all formal about it.
Glenn: I'm gonna have to take some time to review these changes.
Dina: Sure, oh, FYI, clauses 30-49 are all vag-related, and the last page is the before photos.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Amy, you're old, right?
Amy: Um...
Cheyenne: Like you were alive during the '90s.
Amy: Yeah, I was. Yep, the roaring '90s.
Cheyenne: So, what would you say would be the best piñata for a Green Day-themed birthday party for a two-year-old?
Amy: Um, okay. Let's back that up real quick. Harmonica's into Green Day?
Cheyenne: [scoffs] I doubt she's ever heard of them. She's two. But it's my mom's favorite band, and it's just easier not to argue with her.
Amy: Wouldn't your mom be okay with something a little more kid-friendly? Like, I don't know, "Minions"?
Cheyenne: She just got out of jail. Minions are criminals. That could suck her right back in to the lifestyle.
Amy: Good point.
Quote from Amy
Amy: All right, well, what about, like, mermaids?
Cheyenne: I don't know. My mom really wants Green Day.
Amy: Mermaids are a lot like Green Day. They're half-fish, half-human, they're like rebels. You know, down for whatever. In fact, they used to call Green Day the mermaids of '90s rock.
Cheyenne: Is that true?
Amy: Mm-hmm. It's totally true.