Glenn Quote #258
Quote from Glenn in Spring Cleaning
Jonah: You know what, actually, uh, I-I think we should probably head back. My break just ended five minutes ago.
Glenn: Oh.
Jonah: Yeah.
Glenn: Well, why don't we call the boss? Hello, Glenn, it's Glenn. Can Jonah have an extra long lunch? What, he can? That's great. You're the best. Bye. [to the waiter] I'm Glenn... same Glenn. I mean, I'm both Glenns.
Waiter: Oh, okay.
Jonah: Yeah, you know, Glenn, I-I appreciate it, but if... if you make an exception for me, and then the other associates notice, they're probably gonna get jealous, and it'll get weird, so...
Glenn: I didn't think of it like that.
Jonah: I know. If I could, I would hang out all day, but, you know, life.
Glenn: Yeah, life. I'll get the check.
Jonah: All right.
Glenn: Excuse me, sir, do you take American dollars here?
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Waiter: Dessert?
Glenn: Uh, do you have a Mexican version of a churro?
Waiter: Um, I think we can put something together for you.
Quote from Amy
Garrett: Well, this has escalated.
Amy: I-I just feel like there's gotta be something that tells us who she is, like a stack of mail with an address on it, or... or... or... or like a... a car with a license plate, and we can run the plate.
Garrett: Okay, explain to me the process by which we would run a plate.
Amy: We would call someone on the force.
Garrett: The force?
Amy: Yes, that is what people call it.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Um... I'll have a hot dog.
Waiter: Sorry, we don't have hot dogs.
Glenn: Cheeseburger then.
Waiter: We only really serve Mexican food.
Glenn: One Mexican cheeseburger.
Jonah: We'll have two beef quesadillas, please.
Waiter: You got it.
Glenn: Quesadilla?
Jonah: Mm-hmm.
Glenn: Quesadilla.