Glenn Quote #723
Quote from Glenn in Wellness Fair
Jonah: Hey, uh, did you see that documentary Fed Up?
Nurse Ella: Oh, with Katie Couric?
Jonah: Yeah.
Nurse Ella: Loved it. Did you see Fork over Knife?
Jonah: Oh, my God. I... I was devastated by it.
Glenn: Did you guys see BABE 2: Pig in the City? I seem to have wound up with two copies at my house.
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Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: I love medicine. I watch all those shows. "I need 10ccs, stat." "Prep the incubation tray." "I can't have sex with you. [whimpers] I'm an intern."
Garrett: Yeah, that all sounds pretty medically accurate.
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Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers, today is Cloud 9's Wellness Fair, where we're offering vision tests, blood pressure screenings, and tips on living your best, healthiest life. Why go to a doctor when you can get medical advice from the same place you get dish soap?
Quote from Garrett
Amy: Seriously? This is your reaction? Jeff is cheating on Sandra with Mateo. What do I do? Do I... do I... do I talk to her? Do I confront him?
Garrett: Okay, here's what you do. Nothing.
Amy: What? Come on.
Garrett: Look, you don't know the situation. This is like Jurassic Park. You start messing around with something you don't know anything about, and before you know it, you're getting bit in half while you're sitting on the toilet.
Cheyenne: It's true, Amy. That's what happens.