Marcus Quote #79
Amy: Marcus, a customer just slipped on the spill.
Marcus: Yeah, sorry, Ames. We'll get to it. We're all just pretty hot back here.
Amy: Yeah, no, I get it. It's hot everywhere. But you said you'd clean it up.
Marcus: Okay. Relax. There's no need to get emotional. [Jonah gestures for Marcus to not go there]
Amy: Emotional? Am I... am I getting emotional?
Marcus: Kind of?
Amy: Okay, you know what? It's not a big deal. Just needs to get cleaned up. I'll have one of my guys do it.
Marcus: Much apreesh. Oh, and hey, Ames, smile. You'll live longer.
Amy: Did you just tell me to smile?
Marcus: Yeah, you little sourpuss.
Quote from Dina
Dina: How about you cool it with the attitude?
Garrett: Not today, Dina.
Dina: What, you think you're the only person that's uncomfortable? My pelvic area is like the Gulf Coast right now. Seriously, I could steam shellfish in these khakis.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention Cloud 9 shoppers. We do apologise for the heat in the store today. The temperature is controlled by Corporate, and we are working on it. And though I am thankful for all of you who have taken the time to tell me that it is hot in here, the next person who does, I'ma have to murder. That is all.
Quote from Blizzard
Marcus: I had just deuced in the shower.
Marcus: Okay, right, when you guys are in the shower and you have to go, you just hold it.
Amy: Yes. Yeah. That's what you do when it's a number two.
Marcus: Sure, so you don't poop in the shower every morning and stamp it down the drain with your feet? [Justine gags]
Isaac: Oh, my God.
Marcus: Okay, whatever. Screw you, snowflakes. Bunch of princesses.