Glenn Quote #203
Quote from Glenn in Super Hot Store
Glenn: I can't even help my own employees when they need me the most.
Cheyenne: That's not true. You help us all the time.
Glenn: Like how?
Cheyenne: Oh, you want examples? Okay, um, oh, well, we wouldn't be able to come in to work in the morning if you didn't unlock the doors.
Glenn: Actually, nowadays it's all opened automatically by computers.
Cheyenne: Okay, but who turns on the computer?
Glenn: Corporate does.
Cheyenne: Really? That's awesome. Ha.
Superstore Quotes
‘Super Hot Store’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: How about you cool it with the attitude?
Garrett: Not today, Dina.
Dina: What, you think you're the only person that's uncomfortable? My pelvic area is like the Gulf Coast right now. Seriously, I could steam shellfish in these khakis.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention Cloud 9 shoppers. We do apologise for the heat in the store today. The temperature is controlled by Corporate, and we are working on it. And though I am thankful for all of you who have taken the time to tell me that it is hot in here, the next person who does, I'ma have to murder. That is all.
Quote from Dina
Dina: [hissing]
Garrett: Do you have to make that noise?
Dina: I've got a really bad itch at the back of my throat. You know how they say people swallow, on average, three spiders per year while you're asleep? I think, last night, I hit my trifecta.