Marcus Quote #78
Quote from Marcus in Valentine's Day
Jeff: Let's just say that if you ask somebody out, and they say no, move on.
Marcus: What if she just says no because she has plans that night? Can you ask her out again for a different night?
Jeff: Umm. I guess. I mean, it depends. Does she really have plans, or is she politely telling you she's not interested?
Marcus: [snaps fingers] Which one is it, Sarah?
Sarah: It's the second one.
Marcus: Whatever. I was just asking as a joke anyway.
Superstore Quotes
‘Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention shoppers. It's Valentine's Day, and love is in the air, along with dust, pet dander, and toxic mold spores, so pick up a Supercloud air purifier and convince yourself it's making a difference, which it's not, 'cause it's just a fan.
Quote from Myrtle
Amy: Hi, Myrtle. Look, I just... I want to say I'm sorry. I was totally out of line.
Myrtle: He was saying such filth, how much he liked my sweater.
Amy: Oh, well, is that really that bad?
Myrtle: He meant he liked what's under my sweater.
Amy: Okay, maybe, but maybe... I don't know... it is possible that you misunderstood what he said or...
Myrtle: Oh, blame the victim. She's blaming the victim!
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Oh, I see. It's wrong when I try to do matchmaking, but you get to whip out the fangs, huh?
Amy: What fangs?
Glenn: Cupid's fangs.
Amy: Glenn, again, an arrow.