Amy Quote #135

Quote from Amy in Ladies' Lunch

Cheyenne: Okay, I think we're done. What do you think?
Amy: Oh... yeah. This really, um... It's... it's subtle.
Cheyenne: Well, I didn't wanna change it up too much. You know, baby steps, right? Also, I don't really know what I'm doing yet. Also, I'm drunk.
Amy: Yeah, no, I... I like it, I like it.
Cheyenne: What? Did I cut too much off? Are you freaking out right now?
Amy: No. No, no. I was just, um... [clears throat] I don't know. I was, like, thinking something more, like... [cuts hair] [Cheyenne gasps] Like this.

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 ‘Ladies' Lunch’ Quotes

Quote from Sandra

Amy: And, um, Sandra, you're still with Jeff?
Sandra: Um, yeah. It's fine.
Dina: It's fine? This is ladies' lunch, Sandra. We need deets.
Sandra: Oh, okay. Um... We spend hours on the phone, just talking. He loves my taste in music. I spend the night at his hotel when he's in town. We make love on silk sheets. Oh, God, he's... gentle and strong. Sometimes he's dark. He took me to the edge of his balcony once and he asked, "Are you afraid?" And I said, "Yes." And he said, "Good. That's how I feel with you." And then we made love. And then we ate dinner. And it was fancy. He thinks I'm prettier than my sister. Yeah.

Quote from Justine

Waiter: Can I start you ladies off with some drinks, or...
Justine: No, we don't drink. Ha. Can you imagine? Glug, glug, glug, glug. [laughs] Oh, uh, white wine. Two ice cubes.

 Amy Sosa Quotes

Quote from Lady Boss

Jonah: It wasn't why I was doing it, but I really tapped into something here. These guys are really freaked out about the acquisition.
Amy: Yeah, everybody's freaked out. It's a freaky time. Just tell 'em to take it down and get back to work.
Jonah: Ah, but that'd kinda just be like a Band-Aid, wouldn't it?
Amy: Yeah, Band-Aids heal things. Why does everybody hate Band-Aids?

Quote from Maternity Leave

Amy: Sorry, you think that a bath bomb is the answer to all of my problems?
Glenn: It's not a real bomb, and-
Amy: Just kill yourself!
Glenn: What?
Amy: Kill yourself!
Glenn: Amy-
Amy: No, you don't get to talk right now! I am so tired! I have slept 90 minutes in three days. The lining of my uterus is coming out in clumps. I have hemorrhoids so big that my doctor looked at my [bleep] and said "Whoa!" Have you ever had a doctor look at your [bleep] and say that?
Glenn: [softly] No.
Amy: I am wearing frozen diapers so that my [bleep] doesn't fall out. Okay?!
Glenn: I know, I was just-
Amy: Why haven't you killed yourself?!