Cheyenne Quote #40
Quote from Cheyenne in Halloween Theft
Amy: So, who took it? [silence] Come on, guys. No one's perfect. I used to shoplift from the mall all the time. Mostly black lipstick. I was going through a phase. But we all do things we regret.
Jonah: So... I'm not even a member of the Sierra Club. I just put the sticker on my bumper.
Janet: I don't pay taxes.
Cheyenne: I catfished my school nurse, and she ended up moving to Australia to meet a picture of Michael Fassbender when he was young.
Amy: Okay, does anybody want to confess to taking the fruit?
Garrett: I have some questions about what Cheyenne said.
Amy: Fine. Forget it.
Cheyenne: She works at a smoothie stand on the beach now. I think she's happy.
Superstore Quotes
‘Halloween Theft’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: Today is a high-alert day. I can't stress enough the importance of being vigilant and cautious in light of the serious threats we'll be facing.
Glenn: [dressed as a hot dog] Dina's right. So everybody keep an eye out for anything out of the ordinary. Okay? Good.
Dina: Let's watch out for people buying toilet paper, eggs, shaving cream, ketchup, your squeezables, your squirtables... everything is a weapon today, okay?
Garrett: What about guns?
Dina: Those are fine.
Quote from Dina
Dina: Ma'am, you realize that candy from strangers can contain razor blades and heroin needles, right?
Woman: I'm sorry?
Glenn: Dina, again, I did not put heroin needles in the candy.
Dina: I'm not saying you did. I'm just saying, best-case scenario: Free chocolate bar. Worst-case scenario: Trainspotting.
Woman: Okay. Thanks anyway.
Dina: That's what I thought.
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: Did I steal the fruit? No. Was it an act of civil disobedience that I admire? Yes. Do I know who stole it? No.
Dina: Stop interrogating yourself.