Dina Quote #85
Dina: We do not negotiate with terrorists.
Amy: Who's the terrorist in this scenario, Dina?
Dina: That suit you're wearing.
Jeff: Eh, no one's a terrorist. Again, you don't have to be here.
Dina: Oh, I'm not gonna leave you alone with these two monsters.
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Quote from Dina
Dina: Morning. How was your night?
Jeff: Oh, not great actually. They put me in a room by the runway, and the noise was just...
Dina: Well, I slept here. Guarded the store with my life. Don't worry, I don't smell. Took a whore's bath in the ladies' room this morning. Just the major stink zones. You know, armpits, posterior, vag. That's, uh, in the front in case you're a homosexual.
Jeff: Yeah, I know where all the parts are, thank you.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention Cloud 9 shoppers. The spider infestation in produce has been 80% contained. So we will be focusing our attention on the bedbug infestation in the mattress section. Meanwhile, we are down to only one raccoon left in the store. Unfortunately, that raccoon has grown powerful beyond our wildest fears.